Never happened 
A trio of 10:15-10:20 at Outlaw.
Reckon Iād have done it in 2019 (?) had the bike not been rained off.
Oh well.
Nobody will remember any of this and Iāll die, so not worth losing sleep over.
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Hasnāt happened YET I reckon you mean. Same for Jorgan.
These days there are supershoes, custom front ends, Zwift, tubeless, marginal gains, older and wiser etc etc
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1 x Outlaw
5 x Frankfurt
2 x Bolton
Barcelona
Tenby
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11 x IMs
1 x Double
1 x Triple
= 16 by the TC scoring method (which is a bit dubious if you ask me!)
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Which cost more than my frame and groupset did 
Sub10 for me requires 400+ hrs annual commitment. And Iām not that into it to want to pour that much out for 2+ yrs.
I got close with my fitness back in 2019, but Iād had six months part-time over the winter. So nah. Iām out.
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Forestman 1
Outlaw 1
IMCH 0.9
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Dad at the swimming club, 40 now but ex elite swimmer, can still run a 2.30 maraFUN but wont do IM because he said, he couldnt get his head around being beaten on the bike because someone spent 15k more than him! He was quite shocked at how much difference an Ā£800 road bike would be to decent TT. I said its also not just the bike its the septics pumping themselves full of T you need to be more worried about 
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All my swims have been longā¦
ā¦and uphillā¦
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Chap from MK had never run a marathon over 3 hours and said he would pull out if that were likelyā¦
ā¦was on for about 9 hoursā¦but walked off the course just over half way when he couldnāt maintain his sub 3 run paceā¦
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crikey. Are you STILL alive 
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OK have it your way = 13 
by the Edge scoring method 
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0.9? go on, wot hapend?
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I bet his Mumās proud
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Bee sting 150kms into the bike. Emptied the contents of my stomach at 10 and 20kms on the run, so called it a day. The last triathlon I did and my only dnf.
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Do you remember āLouberforceā at FM '11 Louis his real name , he got stung and got spotted puking and pulled off course on run. Id told him a lap earlier, be careful if you need to puke as they will pull you cos of the heat, and they spotted him hiding behind a bush at central aid
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Turns out Iāve done 13!
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We will
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a faded pair of denim cycling shorts seen over Pen y pass todayā¦
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Double brutal IIRC?
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Single
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