A new level of doping

IIRC Bertie initially blamed eating at a restaurant until that resaurant said they only use locally sourced beef and there’s vey low incidence of it’s use within the EU. I think legal action was mentioned and it quickly changed to Argentinian beef from someone he knows.

That pig offal though the poor Fury’s fell foul of that too. Obviously they’re clean.

ETA: they test for synthetic nandrolone so natural boar nandrolone would be OK.

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and with some superb timing she’s managed to rule herself out of two olympics, fine effort

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See https://www.instagram.com/p/CQHoLG7NXHf/ for the statement from her coach. The second paragraph starts

Over the course of the past six months I’ve learned more than I ever wanted to know about drug testing

Errr as a coach of elite athletes it’s kinda your job to know about it :man_facepalming:

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I think he’s telling porkies.

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FTFY :joy:

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What a swine.

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hogging the limelight

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Hogwash. She’s done snout wrong.

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Let’s see what her next excuse is that she trotters out.

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assume she’ll ham it up in any interviews

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Hopefully this ba(co)n will cure her cheating ways & it will all be in the past(rami).

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That pun was offal!

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streaky at best

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Please stop I’m a vegetarian

#actuallytrue

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It’s just a little ribbing!

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You can’t help yourself you murderers !!

That was a joke… before the anti veggie rants start, unlikely on here I guess, hope you have recovered from the weekend.

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You reap what you sow

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no doubt one of her rasher decisions

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I’m sure CAS gave her a grilling

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They put her through the sausage machine.

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