Is this what the Milk Merchant is paying you for?
Get hugging some cows or rewild some borders or something 
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That was before I started 
Been bored to tears in company induction and basic H&S course 
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Oh. Yeah. Them.
Three more weeks until you have a laptop, or credentials.
By which time you’ve auto failed your mandatory training.
And it then takes 86 people to approve it being unlocked without you having a disciplinary.
So you spend two days doing them all.
Only for the 2023 batch to be released a week later 
Have fun!!!
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Actually had my laptop up and working today after grabbing my manager for ten mins at lunch. Already setup on some work apps and stuff.
Just the 243 emails to start my working life to. Somehow need to catch up on all those conversations now! 
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There will be less that 10 real conversations. There rest will be noise.
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leave it there - it won’t get back to your garden…
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< Brexit Britain >
20 miles? Seems like a long way.
</ Brexit Britain >
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Is it called Brian?
Norman. Oh hang on…
Why did the snail paint an S on his car?
So all the other snails would say “look at that es-car-go”
Yes I know it’s old as the hills but @Jorgan set it up so nicely
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That’s a different snail. I think the family have moved in 
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Really can’t understand the issue, she’s being pretty accurate, think I’d have labelled Birmingham an utter shithole from what I saw last week:
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Yeah and even the doctors in Blackpool have a term for the locals, SLS (shit life syndrome)!
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