Ever worry about your safety when out for a jog?
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When I’m in Middlesbrough, yes 
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Where does the telescopic baton go?
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Looks like a slow draw to me. Going to get mugged and/or assaulted then probably shot with your own gun.
Probably quite useful around here where you’d almost certainly be bringing a gun to a knife fight 
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is that a Uzi in your pocket or are you just glad to see me??
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Not one, but FOUR gun pockets.
Perfect for ambidextrous positions
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The outcome would be a four gun conclusion
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I’d expect better from a man of your calibre.
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Just reading about your special knife that cuts paper with a plum
Very good 