Ever worry about your safety when out for a jog?
When I’m in Middlesbrough, yes
Where does the telescopic baton go?
Looks like a slow draw to me. Going to get mugged and/or assaulted then probably shot with your own gun.
Probably quite useful around here where you’d almost certainly be bringing a gun to a knife fight
is that a Uzi in your pocket or are you just glad to see me??
Not one, but FOUR gun pockets.
Perfect for ambidextrous positions
The outcome would be a four gun conclusion
I’d expect better from a man of your calibre.
Just reading about your special knife that cuts paper with a plum