Here’s how I imagine you IT guys😉
15 Likes
Well that’s clearly nonsense.
He doesn’t have long greasy hair.
5 Likes
I had a mate in Oz who was a security architect and would answer ‘Yes’ to his wife when she asked him if wanted a tea of coffee.
Divorce was mentioned more than once 
5 Likes
Avocado.
Therefore the meme is “meme-ingless”
But yes, that’s logical.
Much like “I’m 39 today” 
I worked in a chippy for my teenage years and people would answer “Yes” to the question: “Would like ketchup, or tartare sauce?”
They’d get “extras” with their chips.
3 Likes
And those aren’t cartons.
1 Like
One thing that really pisses me off is my wife, and kids, inabilty to directly answer a specific question.
Im going to the shop to get wine, do you want any.
Yes
Right FFS what type, how much, what brand
Some prosseco please
How FUCKING much. Jesus its not hard.
4 Likes
Ah that’s the old ‘just get me anything’ trap. Don’t fall for it.
3 Likes
GF is like that, want anything from the shop?
Answer: Dunno
3 Likes
I refuse. If she says like get me some chocolate. Im not getting anything unless you tell me precisely what you want.
3 Likes
First conversation this morning:
Do you think our son will go to the shops for firewood?
Ok.
What?
Ok.
…Everyday is like this.
2 Likes
Just add a couple of bugs and it’s pretty close.
Same here.
How many times did I come back from the shops and
“Oh, she won’t eat that”
“That’s the wrong brown bread”
Tell me exactly what you want or you get nothing.
2 Likes
Apparently there is more than one type of shampoo and conditioner (and they come in separate bottles but for some inexplicable reason cost more than getting both in one bottle from some scientific genius who managed to combine them). How would I know - I am bloke and most of my hair was gone by the time was 25 and before that I spent most of my time not washing it, washing it with soap, or living in jungle, snow or desert, so if you want something in particular just get it yourself. Oh, and don’t even get me started on sanitary products…
4 Likes
The joys of punctuation 
7 Likes
Why take fourteen bottles, yes 14 bottles, into the shower when you can take one?
I forget the advert I’m paraphrasing. Every now and again I pile them all up in the sink and place a single bottle back in the shower. It makes me feel sane. 
My favourite is when I ask “do you want a coffee?”
after a 10 second pause I get one of two different answers:
“mmm okay” meaning ‘yes please’
or
“I’m okay” as in ‘no thanks’
The difference is almost indistinguishable.
5 Likes