STOP TALKING IN A REASONED VOICE!
BOLLOCKS
ANYONE THAT DOESN’T FOLLOW THE RULES OF RANT CLUB WILL GET A 24HR BAN 
WHY DOES THE RAIN FOLLOW ME FROM CHESHIRE TO NORTHANTS AND BACK?!?
EVERY BLOODY BIKE DAY AND IT IS WET.
(Sold my turbo as I didn’t enjoy it at all. Training is meant to be fun these days)
WHY DOES STRAVA CONSTANTLY ENABLE THEIR PARTNER INTEGRATIONS? I MUST HAVE SWITCHED THESE OFF AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH 
WHY DON’T PEOPLE JUST MTFU AND GO OUT IN THE RAIN, OR JUST GET ZWIFT 
JUST WENT OUT ON THE BIKE IN 20 DEGREE ENGLISH HEAT.
GOT FUCKING SOAKED WHEN THREE MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE.
PISSING RAIN.
AND WORK NEEDS TO BE DONE SO NO SWIMMING TONIGHT 
(But a longer ride tomorrow morning 
)
last year, only of pedals was on so tight that as I was pushing, my wrench slipped. My hand got caught on the chainset. I punctured the knuckle and tore a tendon.
Next day I was admitted to hospital with an infected wound. 9 sets of antibiotics and an operation on my hand.
So - yes I agree!!!
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BORIS FECKING JOHNSON - DOES ANYONE SERIOUSLY THINK THAT BUFFOON IS THE BEST PERSON TO RUN THIS COUNTRY??? 
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HE RAN LONDON PRETTY WELL FOR LONG ENOUGH.
AND LONDON IS ITS OWN COUNTRY.
OR SO YOU LOT THINK 
(This is a sentence)
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP OFFERING ME FREE MEALS AT EXCLUSIVE LONDON RESTAURANTS WHEN I HAVE A TURBO SESSION PLANNED?
DON’T THEY KNOW THERE IS NO “WINE TSS”?
AND YES, THIS IS A COMPLETE BLOODY SENTENCE!
(I’m going for the protein in the five courses)
ONE IS CALLED Hunt, THE OTHER IS A HUNT 
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FUCK YOU DISCOURSE, SETTINGS CHANGED. NOW ALL CAPS ALLOWED
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People who say literally all the time
I LITERALLY CRIED
You either did or you fucking didn’t
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People who put Vegan or Neo in the user name on Zwift. Am i meant to congratulate you or something. I don’t fucking care
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WHY DID I DRINK ALL THAT WINE?
In great shape for Austria IM 2 weeks on Sunday, was pretty confident of going sub 10. but will now be a spectator as my knee injury has worsened to where I can’t run. Feck! 
Sorry to hear that Doka 
Now that is a rant CAPS OR NOT…!
Unlucky come back stronger
DON’T LET THE CURSE OF AUSTRIA GET YOU!
You’ve done the training, so rest hard, and let it ‘heal’. Go see whatever sports therapist you need, and don’t even think about not toeing the line 