School sports day.
We have a 3rd in 800m not bad ran 2.41, then we had high jump, 2 left to go, El Niño jumps for school record and does it. Clearing easily, crowd go wild, teachers go wild so last kid being a topper changes height and goes 1cm higher. Bastard 
still he held it for 30seconds
Arhg!!!
I did, I did look. My eyes
Not my fault you can’t follow instructions 
They were ambiguous. It could have been a picture of your lovely lunch, or the Ferrari you had just bought.
Plus if there is a button to click I’m going to click it.
That’s how they get ya 
I can say with 100% certainty that one of those photos isn’t your lunch.
Fell for it again, when I was eating my lovely lunch.
Mine was not that bad. Fruity is a very naughty boy.
So what’s the theory behind putting all the food in separate ‘compartments’ on the plate rather than going for the full ‘salad’ style?
Are you fussy on your original food pairings? Not like it all mixed up? Any dressing there, or you going in with no lube, just dry?
(sorry I’ve spent over 2 hours today talking to suppliers about the pest control contract and it’s caused boredom induced mentalism).
For the Gram init
Also there is no way that’s Fruity’s lunch, and I hope thats not his foot
Yeah fair point.
I thought it was just banter when they said folks from Dorset only had 6 toes.
The Ferrari needs some care
Was it a Ferrari Toestarossa?
because the world generally seems a bit shite at the moment, a small reminder that there is much good in the world too, with a lot more kindness than hate……
Green chinos but yes, pint on right.