Ultimate misery triathlon

[fruit_thief]

@explorerJC

Staying in Dorchester for IM UK. Booked a table at the chinese opposite the hotel for post race. Race start delayed by two hours due to fog…double puncture on the bike…resultant slow performance…then discovered I needed a 45 mile detour to get to hotel and thus food…Chinese now shut…Sunday night in Dorchester…had to beg scraps from a family who had just eaten

Ah, suddenly the true meaning of that weird dream I had a few months ago is revealed. You should have popped round, we could have fed you