Which are worst: piranhas, crocs, or sharks?

Maybe wait until the ocearch tracker has a tracker on all the critters :grin:

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I just told em :man_shrugging:

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If I remember correctly SLOgoing only does OW swimming in the ocean now. So I tend to believe what she says more that what the others write in that thread. However, I’m not planning on swimming in the ocean anytime soon, so from the comfort of home with a good cuppa, it all sounds very reasonable :sweat_smile:

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Yes, she’s always come across as pretty genuine. SLO is some way from SB though.

North of Pismo but south of SLO, there are a shed load of seaweed strewn coves that have loads of seals in them.

It’d be like an all you can eat buffet for a stealthy shark.

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@fruit_thief whatever you do, don’t watch the latest episode of SU2C Bake Off.

One of the celebs made a meringue shark cage and sharks.
Would’t want you to suffer any PTSD

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WTF? A week after the manky trotter cake :flushed:

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Ignoring the rest of your post I’m enjoying imagining a “celeb” (ie worthless self important cunt) being lowered into the waters of Gansbaii
in their meringue shark cage after a scenic drive from Cape Town.

No, keep the GoPro rolling…

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“We’re gonna need a bigger boat……”

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Classic Mandela Effect example.

The quote is “you’re going to need a bigger boat”. Everyone always says we’re.

Even better one is the girl in Moonraker who everyone swears blind (including me) has braces.

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No way! Does she not? (Off to google her)

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Yep, me too.

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Mad isnt it. I was so convinced I dug out a really old DVD copy to double check that. No braces there either.

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I think the round rim glasses on her throw you off?

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I so want to watch Moonraker now! reminds me of Christmas aged about 10

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How to communicate underwater

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Where does the Amazon sit on your list of destinations @fruit_thief ?

On the plus side:
There’s no sharks.

Negatives:
The land had a tarantula bigger than my hand.
The air had 1000 midges that have eaten me through clothing and deet, and devoured any blood gains I got from altitude.
The water has Caimen, that eat baby Caimen.

And that’s just today’s observations :thinking:

jungle law in action

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Some way south of the south pole of Hell.

This is what David Attenborough is for.

Good luck and failing that , good insurance :+1::smiley:

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Well blimey, that’s not something you see everyday is it!! How big was that caiman?

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It’s a caiman eat caiman world
:flushed:

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Lock the thread. I have won

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