Which are worst: piranhas, crocs, or sharks?

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Don’t be fooled by this, fruity!

Stay alert, stay alive :joy:

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Oh my god, that reminds me of an ad campaign in Oz after the Bali bombings (or Sept 11, I forget which). ‘Be Alert, Not Alarmed’.

Lots of follow on jokes about how to be a ‘lert’ :smile:

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Add Dorset to the list, where they’ve developed some particularly cunning tactics. It’s like something from Road Runner :scream:

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Yep, that’s fruity selling his house and moving somewhere landlocked and too cold for snakes :joy:

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I was reading an article recently about a new species of snake in Thailand that can slither up cave walls.
Edit: sorry newly discovered species :face_with_monocle:

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Why would anyone want to live in Oz?

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Its just an entire continent where everything is trying to kill you

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even the sun

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Especially the sun!

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Nice place for a swim

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King’s medal for twin who fought crocodile off sister King's medal for twin who fought crocodile off sister - BBC News

:flushed:

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Thank goodness no-one we know is in South America right now :astonished:

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Survive all that and you still have the P-plate drivers. :see_no_evil:

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Yeah, HTFU

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Reminds me of Mick Fanning :smile:

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Here’s something new to look out for: Dana squids

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I think our heads would explode if we got that deep :joy:

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