2025 Races

Nice one, doon, Bob and Mrs Bob :+1:

Haha, I honestly battered myself for what I thought was the finish I couldn’t muster anything for the next two and was trying not to be sick :nauseated_face: :joy: I saw someone on his hands and knees Ironman style with about 300m to go.

I did think the finish and trip back would be a nightmare so I pretty much went straight through, got my bag which was first truck then got the bus into town and decided to pay for the train. Got my ticket and there was a train ready when I got downstairs :grin: even got a seat.

I’ve seen a few comments that people enjoyed it but the finish was chaotic, the second field looked big enough.

Guess there’s nothing they can do about conditions and thought there was plenty of water stations, but obviously not sure about later on.

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Quite some sprint according to your Strava 400m split. And that is only your 3rd best 400, must have some serious speed there.

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Haha, false alert, that was my Garmin having a stroke in the tunnel, offered me PB’s for 1k and 1mile.

I knew it was out after that and partly explains the wrong finish :joy:

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Crikey, seen a few people in town earlier and wasn’t sure if they’d been waiting or gone for food/drinks etc.

Trying to cram 40k people in that finish area along with spectators was bonkers for a race so short.

Shame as other things went alright I thought, although the start was delayed 15 minutes.

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So I sort of booked myself on a 50km trail race on the Jurassic Coast last week as a bit of a f**k it, why not. Let’s give the whole running thing a bit of a boost and see what happens. Kept it super quiet, with my mate the RD even putting my name on the tracker as Pierre Flegere! :joy: :joy:

This year it was a smudge under 49km and about 1700m elevation.

Had no plan other than to just see how the body responds and see how long I last before I blow up. Honestly didn’t care if I did 6 hours or 10…

But then I got on the start line! :smiling_face_with_horns:

Spent the first half managing my body, fluids, calories etc as it was pretty hot. Nice sea breeze when you were on the tops, but all the valleys were baking, especially the ‘undercliffs’ section out of Lyme Regis. Oppressive and humid.

Anyway, long story short. Ended up swapping positions with 3 other guys (we were 2nd to 5th)for the first 23km or so, but then myself and another seemingly pulled away from the other two.

He stopped at the top of the big hill before Sidmouth with his crew (so that’s how he was so quick through the Beer aid station!). Race mode took over and I hammered it down the 1.5km (steep!) Hill into town. Burned through the aid station as fast as I could, whilst still picking up what I needed. I left just as he appeared behind me.

Spent the next, I dunno, 2.5 hrs being hunted by this fella. Was kinda stressful constantly worrying where he was despite ‘not racing’. I pushed on up Peak Hill to get a gap, which worked, but the cramps started threatening with those mini twitches and pulses that you get. Quads, hammies, calves. They were to be relentless for the next 2 hours! :grimacing:

Somehow managed to hold him off. I had to run away from my kids when they popped up unexpectedly on Exmouth seafront though as I knew he was somewhere near, and there was only 1.5km to go. And I worked bloody hard for that 2nd place! Bad dad of the year! :joy:

Anyway, somehow finished in about 5.15 and 2nd overall! :2nd_place_medal:

Getting the usual ‘sandbag’ stick off all my mates now! :roll_eyes: :joy:

However! Justification incoming. I looked back and in the past 9 months (since North Coast 100) I’ve averaged 10 km per week running. One 25km back in Jan and one 17km a couple of weeks ago that set the idea in my head!

Legs went ballistic when I stopped. Couldn’t walk over for the photo as they were cramping like mad! Luckily a new lad who’s running with our crew was there as he’s, helpfully, an osteo. So a nice massage helped ease things out a bit!

Super chuffed with that. But it’s not doing a very good job of teaching me to train properly! :joy: :joy: :joy:

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Absolutely classic Bongo behaviour :clap::clap::clap:.

Well done you.

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Going to say, textbookGB.

Well done though, @gingerbongo.

More silverware and sandbagging.

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Your completely bonkers but well done :clap:t2::clap:t2:

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Brilliant :clap:

You should think of doing more of this not training lark

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Utterly bonkers but an awesome result

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Haha. Cheers fellas.

I mean, don’t get me wrong, it doesn’t tend to attract big, deep, strong fields or anything. But you can only race what’s in front of you eh! And I’m happy to take that!

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Leaving this here :joy:

Brilliant bongo :+1:

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Well done GB, great sand bagging, I mean running.

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Brilliant stuff, well done mate. :clap:t2:

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@Doonhamer in swim run action too

Looks awesome with ?? lots of different swim runs ???

Do you carry your shoes? :thinking:

Would love to hear more about this one

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I’m sure they just swim the shoes on, some people used to drill them to let the water drain!

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Superb work. Well done to you Bad Dad of the Year.

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And there was one guy infront of you, what were you playing at? :clap::clap:

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This report could go anywhere, I really don’t drink anymore & I’m 3 pints of supermarket Breton cider down :clinking_beer_mugs:.

Aye, you swim in trainers, have huge paddles & a bigger the better pull-buoy tethered with a bungee around your thigh, or as I prefer around my waist & slip it into position when swimming. Normally you have a specific SwimRun wetsuit that is like a swimskin with a zip at the front - to aid cooling on run - & a few pockets to store compulsory stuff like whistles, compass, foil blanket or collapsible cup.

Today was too hot for neoprene & as I’m a peely-wally Scot I wore my trisuit. To store compulsory kit - which today was gel flask, whistle & foil blanket :person_shrugging: - & gels I had to crack out my home-made “Kanga-Top” to store stuff under my trisuit :flushed_face:.

Yes, it’s the back of an old club vest sewn on to an older Nike base layer.

My race today was 10 runs (18.9km/500m) varying from 100m to 4.4km to & 9 swims (4.3km) varying from 100m to 800m & was what is classed as a Classic as opposed to a Sprint or a Half that were also on offer today. You can choose to compete with a partner - who often tether up for both disciplines - in all of these distances which seems peculiarly popular & if you want to do the Half or longer it’s compulsory.

Anyway, I’m in an utterly gorgeous location in the middle of France & the race was the Lac de Vassiviere Classic.

(Taken by an unimpressed Frenchman)

I took it super steady to start as I’ve only done a couple of Eliminator SwimRuns & I’m expecting temps to run up to 30°C. Today was mercifully cooler to start in fact the clouds had rolled in - I’m at 600m - & for the first couple of swims I’m praying that the people in front know where they’re going because visibility is down to 50m if your 2cm above the water…all went well for me.

In my wave start there were about 80 singles & 80 duos & as the race progressed I’d pull away from people on the run, they’d catch me on the swim but eventually the elastic would snap & one of us would pull away.

It did give me the opportunity to draft on occasion & I managed to do this on the longer swim sections of 700m & 800m…it would have been a school buoy error not to.

Nutrition is complicated doing these compared to triathlon, you can’t sit back on your bike & have a picnic & I wasn’t sure what would be on offer. Originally there were 2 aid stations but with the canicule they had put on an extra couple of water stations. I had decided to carry 120g of carbs in gel & take water on the course. The gels went down fine, but the aid stations water was - as I should have anticipated - carbonated :nauseated_face: , so I did without.

I managed fine, in fact I was that well hydrated that I unlocked a new skill & pissed myself 3 times while running :superhero:in the knowledge that I could wash it away in the next swim :wink:.

Anyway I did ok not Bongo-Fantastico however :smiley:, & finished 8th/70ish in 3:03 & I’m pretty sure there were a shit load of DNF & DNS.

I haven’t coughed up for the optional photo package so this is all I’ve got…

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Good work mate. I remember watching the GTN clip ( IIRC it was ÖTILLÖ ) and thinking ‘that looks bloody hard’!

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