Enter the Ninja - Funkster goes for two GWRs

Not really.
I did look at trying to modify the inside, but no joy.

The guy who currently holds the record is a five fingers runner, so he’s got all that experience.

Also, I wouldn’t want to feel like I’d “cheated” my way to the record.

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Great attitude funkster

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Great to hear you are not letting it go. I guess each fancy dress has its own difficulties, but having to wear costume specific shoes has got to be one of the more challenging aspects. Observing a variety of fancy dress runners at the weekend most were allowed trainers, at least (ski boot and flamenco dancer excluded :joy:).

Best of luck…the success will be all the sweeter when you nail it!

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Still can’t believe the flamenco :dancer: runner - :exploding_head::confounded:

I saw one of the Aston Martin F1 engineers ran in a full race suit with helmet and race shoes going under 4 hours. That is some achievement, those things are not breathable!

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and running further than 26.2 if they stayed to the side the whole way round

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The Dorney attempt has been accepted by Guinness, so will need to gather the evidence for that.

A bunch of people in the office have signed up to the Brentwood Half in March, so I’m feeling another costumed GWR might be on the cards

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It would be foolish of me to think your not already aware of this @funkster

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That’s dodgy as to be fair.

That ain’t a ninja mask

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Well that’s a completely different ballgame if they’ve accepted his costume!

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Also what’s interesting is that he’s probably got his mates to sign a witness statement sheet rather than having video evidence of the whole thing so we’ll see what Guinness say

Calls into question his full marathon record as well which was done as part of the virtual one in October last year

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:fu:t2::fu:t2::fu:t2:

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What is wrong with his mask?

I never realised this was so serious !

Ninja wars !!!

Ours is obviously the one and only original ninja
With a proper mask !

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Ha ha ha :rofl::rofl::rofl:

I’d be FUMING if I were in your Tabi’s.

You’ve been conned there.

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Ninjamarathoninvestigations,com !

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I was just thinking exactly the same. This is going to go one of two ways:

  1. Fess up and make some excuse about not knowing the rules.
  2. Double down and get aggressive with some bull’ about the video being a training run or something such like.
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One of these things is not like the other

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Now I know that he runs in five fingers and that will be his argument that they are split toe shoes but they are not traditional ninja tabi boots

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Kin ell!
Imagine running it in zori’s :exploding_head::exploding_head::exploding_head: