Got a Triathlon Haiku?

General
1

On new carbon wheels
To fly, a wild eagle tamed
But don’t tell my wife

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2

Last year I was sh&t
This year I will be better
Or bike on eBay

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3

Oh, where is @mungo2? (don’t say the two!)
Not descending, we hope
his race will be flat

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4

We should train the swim
To improve this sport we’re in
But we bike, run, gym

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5

THE BEST!
#TheTruth

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6

Swim bike run
I’m off to the pub
Its more fun

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7

N Plus One
Divorce Minus one
Bike requirements

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8

Sixteen hour cut-off
Four hundred quid lighter, stop
clapping shoot me now

9

One of Paul Merton’s, not Tri related though:

To capture the scene
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic-

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