…apart from the Hammerheads of course.
https://www.canarianweekly.com/posts/VIDEO-Hammerhead-shark-spotted-in-Arrecife-marina
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What colour tri suits do Tri central UK wear?
Yellow and black. All over Bolton. Basically take the top 20 spots.
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Touch of pink too?
Yeah, those fuckers are everywhere
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Maybe you’re being harsh, let me look into this…
“Silver package, £80/month
- Free initial consultation with…”
…Okay, I’m with you and Poet. Scum.
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FTFY 
I could improve the triathlon splits of anyone if they gave me £80 per month.
If I don’t, you can have £1,000 back after 12 months 
DM me if you want to take this up 
Although you can have it for free;
Lose some weight.
Train consistently.
Train with a swim squad.
Sack off “social” rides.
Start stretching, core and gym work.
Stop doing parkrun.
There
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I know three people who went considerably faster with this Crewe.
One was local to me, new ish to the sport with very good potential, fast cyclist the other two were racing for years to a good standard.
They all had nothing but good things to say about there “ coaches “ and other members of there squad and more importantly I guess they all aced full distance races in 18 months.
A similar friend did exactly the same with tri central.
We all know the very top age group triathletes, cyclists and indeed hyroxers are usually very very modest, the odd helmut exception but mostly do all there talking on race day.
I did enquire to one of those via email asking if I could have a sleeveless tri suit ?
They never replied “ uncoachable” springs to mind.
A grand a year ish, the simple fact is most people who get involved with these crews go faster.
There tri suits are horrible though.
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Total tri training !
There both “ similar “
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Entries for 2025 are now open 620 euros ,fill your boots
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good question.
Never had the inclination (or reason) to go to one of those!
They’re usually free? Unless you take others
Ceremony free but extra to have the (piss poor usually) food?
Then again the plan might be to rip off slot chasers……before they even get a slot.
It’s no good for school dates again. Week too early
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Are the rolldowns in person these days or by email? That was probably better but then they can’t sell more tat at the expo
@FatPom feels wounded 
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Is that not for a dinner ticket for a non-racing guest?
I always stayed at CLS so was on site for the awards dinner and the roll-downs, but it’s a bit of a schlep to get there for them if you are staying at PDC