IM Lanzarote 2024

Hmm, her time is almost identical to last year, bike split was within seconds so either very consistent or something.

It is pretty suspicious though.

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Thanks. I was struggling with ā€œdegree of impropriety blah blah blahā€ it made me want to punch someone. Tom and Lydia, specifically.

The fun runners irritate the shit out of me, Pro and Coach…that’s outrageous.

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Wonder what the going rate is for a coach that sets your program, gives you a race plan then enters the race and paces/coaches you round……

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20.4 mph apparently

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If he can get me through the Nantwich breast strokers I’m all ears !

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More than the coaches that merely run the run leg with you on the pavement probably. #bottomfeeders

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:, should the headline not been Passionfit uk statement ,to us thickies it reads like this is going to be a statement from IM Lanzarote

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That’s why they’ve done it.
Clickbait, isn’t it.

Make people think that IM Lanza have made a statement about a cheating pair of turds. But one of them has ASD, so it is fine.

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Fully accept I may be being irrational or insecure but there are quite a few coached clubs/groups - as opposed to the smaller, volunteer ran clubs - that instinctively rub me up the wrong way with their Alpha strutting & sense of entitlement at events. This impression has become ingrained after years of observation as a competitor, volunteer & spectator.

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Tri Central UK, Total Tri Training, Vegan Runners … :grimacing::face_with_peeking_eye:

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FFS, I wasn’t going to name names :joy:

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:clap: :clap:

:man_facepalming:

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It looks like there’s going to be at least one more chance to do IM Lanza - 17/05/2025

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Maaaaate, thank you and yes!

Total tri training are incredibly irritating. Shame a large number of their athletes usually beat me though.

Anything Brooks Running Collective can FRO too.

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Just seen entries open 28th May

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Anyone who has not done Lanzarote , its fantastic race & brutal race all in one

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Paging fruity :grin:

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I think that ship has sailed Jeff.

140 miles of windswept volcano seems like a stretch given my current state of disrepair.

It’s the one IM I’d love to have done though. At least got as far as chipping in 500 quid to the coffers last year, IM won’t go bust on my watch :roll_eyes:

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No sharks or crocs…

only manta ray.

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