Quality Slowtwitch/IMJ Threads

OK so not sure where to put this, its not IMJ or slowtwitch but its an interwebs group and another classic from the local FB group. Advertising post from local overpriced but sole trader village “coffee shop”. Advertising a selection of homemade panettone (conveniently well wrapped like they have been bought from Lidl). The price came up £18.50, now price of a loaf of air aside, there was a comment,
“Really can’t see why people make such a fuss over this place. I’ve never had a decent fresh loaf from here and they charge near a fiver for it! And the owner is always miserable.
The pastries are hit and miss if they are fresh.”
Let rip the “Chislehurst Mafia” as he called them, Its like Armageddon over stale pastry. I love the daily abuse dished out on the local groups. If you don’t follow the crowd its like a school playground. The classic was “You should stick to gregs as you have no taste” (sic) so the retort " I bet you don’t even work love, just ponce off your rich husband to pay for your stale expensive pastries" lolz for the record, it is overpriced and cakes do sit there for more than a day!

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That thread on ST :joy:

MattyK wrote:
nealhe wrote:Obviously removing all body parts that do not contribute to ‘Faster’ should be removed
I have just thought of a great way to improve saddle discomfort in the aero tuck position…
Would this be considered “low-hanging aero fruit”?

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That’s one way to desribe your bollocks, but do you really want to remove them?

Life and Loves of a She Devil.

I remember walking into the living room as a child to see the ‘She Devil’ spanking a judge with a carpet beater :rofl:

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What was on telly though?

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Did they have the TV on too?

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Beat me to the click, doh!

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Ha the kids say “jinx padlock” when that happens :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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Never heard that before, just had to Google it.

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I’m still wondering what Kenneth Williams would have made of the poor guy on a thread yesterday who was shot in the midriff at an ATM in Caracas :thinking:

BA Baracas goes Maracas in Caracas, robs man to pay for Molasses makes getaway on Alpaca!

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This has me chuckling

https://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=11023229&t=1640119735

The source is quite tame, but Ryan Hall lifting weights is a big deal for US runners apparently

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That’s a fascinating read & vid. I think he looked healthier before, but he seems happy.

The big buffed up look I associate with greater risk of joint injury and poorer metabolic health & don’t imagine going from 10 stone to 15 stone is great for glucose regulation. He says if he tries to run now it’s like carrying a weighted pack around.

On the other hand can see the functional benefit of strong muscle getting older.

Interesting :+1:

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Dude is jacked and still only a few kg more than me!

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That’s certainly some case study.

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Watched it until he said “The medium through which I expressed…” then hit mute. His log splitting technique is shit, but he’s gotten swole and looks far healthier IMHO. Good for him.

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I am starting to feel there is a coordinated media relations campaign across all sports to move people into weight lifting, probably sponsored by the drug trade

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@FatPom are we thinking the Transitions forum is permanently RIP now? I’d looked through a couple times and was likely going to sign up when it went off line.
They’re looked to be some gold star material in the archives from old sticky threads and pro interviews I’d have trawled through even if not becoming active member.

Very hard to see it coming back. There is too much legal wrangling caught up in the legal proceedings of the deceased owner and his previous legal battles over ownership.

The bills can’t be paid by anyone other than the owner and that ownership can’t be transferred at the moment. It’s a real shame because the ‘Tri Gold’ sticky had some great input by some pros.

A few migrated here but it’s a pale shadow of what was:

It’s amazing how ignorant Americans are of their own immigration system (a bit like when Euros are shocked that Mrs FP couldn’t just ‘walk in’ to the UK because she was married to me).

It’s also amazing how many people think an ESTA is a visa.

https://forum.slowtwitch.com/forum/Slowtwitch_Forums_C1/Triathlon_Forum_F1/Josh_Amberger_denied_entry_into_US_P7700968/

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