They are ripping you apart over on runclubtalk.co.uk
Own up, who clicked the link
unless, of course, it has GBR and your name printed on itā¦
Maybe you can drive to OW swimming in your Porsche, top down, whilst youāve got it on?
Record your swim on your Fenix watch, get changed into your DryRobe, slip on those OOFOS to drive home ā¦
ā¦but wait, the field is waterlogged and your phallic symbol is stuck in the field. Thereās no phone signal, so how can you call for help? And never mind the RAC, you canāt upload your pre-cake 800m 25minute swim to Strava, or make a Reel of the cake youāre about to eat post-swim
Life is so unfair.
I donāt have a DryRobe but were you stalking me at Wimbleballā¦?
The only people I have ever seen wear a trisuit in public (specifically, driving to OW swimming) have driven a Porsche.
And you do.
And @Mungo2 also does.
Ergo, people who drive Porsches wear trisuits in public, outside of race days or FKW test situations
Iāve done a few hyrox sims ( the faster efforts ) In a one piece, and could have drove there in my Porsche ( the roof doesnāt come off, it hasnāt even got a sunroof shite thing !)
BUT I always drive in casual clothes and get changed for the race / training session 99% of times I drive home in different stuff too.
My watch is older than half this site and dry robes are emperors clothes personified.
Is this another thread where you canvass opinion, then tell us weāre wrong?
Does ānormalā include needing to get my tadger out?
Oh I didnāt read the question. Normal riding - I donāt wear sleeved trisuit and I donāt own a Porsche!
My commute bike itās tracksuit bottoms and t-shirt.
Race bike (outside of triathlon) bibs and jersey.
Bigger arms
Less hair
Slimmer legs
Better pictures?!
Wrong!
Iām going with bibs and jersey, by popular demand. Giant Rival.