TT Smackdown 2025

Those look like internal pockets to me.
Great storage solution.

But how are you getting at that without unzipping past the breastbone :thinking::bowling:

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I had no idea about this. Ironman 70.3 official guys at the finishing chute frantically waving at me and stopping me, telling me to zip my tri suit up :joy:

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You’re lucky you didn’t get a penalty, young man :rotating_light::oncoming_police_car:

At Outlaw one year some guy went sub10 in a two piece and got a penalty taking him over 10 hours.
The penalty was due to the gap being too large in the suit.

He then went APOPLECTIC and got a DQ :flushed:

This all kicked off in the shower rooms.
I felt bad for him, but you can’t shout at officials (he later apologised profusely, poor lad, overcome with race emotions)

Yet another reason why completely irrelevant time goals suck! :joy: Just cos we all like round numbers!

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I reckon I might do a T2 change on Sunday and swap into a vest (leaving tri shots on of course). If I’m out there runing for ages I may as well get rid of these tan lines half way up my arm.

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It is good to know you have passed the @Poet matching accessories test with that cap ,sunnies and bike shoes?

That disc looks lovely.

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I’m full monochrome…zero colour trim!!

It’s only a cheap Flo… With loads of glue residue I can’t shift from the stickers. I did take a tonne of grime off it last week with some cilit bang :rofl:

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This might do the job:
Screenshot 2022-07-07 at 15.15.23

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Nah, that’s a Belgian lottery if it works :smiley:

Mind you, it got rid of some Mapei tile adhesive for me.
But left my Hansgrohe taps and Bora cooker hood in a right old mess.
I also got a bit on my Alpecin shampoo bottle, but that wiped off easily enough with an Ineos sanitary wipe.

It is however, excellent at removing Mapei floor adhesive from Quick-Step alpha vinyl floor tiles :+1:t3:

You can buy it from Jewson’s - which is part of the Gobert group :joy::person_facepalming:t4:

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It must be getting real… I’m writing lists! :heart_eyes:

Mrs GB - I thought you were worried about exercising too soon after Covid? You said you knew people that struggled for longer after going back too soon. That’s what you were saying.

Me - err yeah, I did say that.

Mrs GB - so you’re going to go to the Cotswolds this weekend to race.

Me - :grimacing: yeah.

Mrs GB - alone. So no way of getting home if something happens.

Me - it’ll be fine.

Mrs GB - but…

Me - it’ll be fine. I’m not gonna race ā€˜that’ hard. Probably.

Mrs GB - have you seen the forecast for the weekend?

Me - :melting_face: aye. It’ll be fine.

Mrs GB - :roll_eyes: you’re not right.

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That is my default position at home

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Sounds like she needs a good TT grammar lesson. Your :joy::joy::+1:t3:

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Mrs has been saying this to me for a week now. It’s not like she sees people with long covid and stuff at work…

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Just tell her you’ve got lots of * and ! on the relevant spreadsheets - so nothing to worry about!

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FTFY :joy:

Anyway, what does she know :grimacing::man_shrugging:t2:

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The big question still hasn’t been asked…

Have y’all shaved up yet? Niiiice and smooooth and shiny (and aero).

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Time I’ve got all my cool triafleet gear on like calf guards and arm coolers and aero mitts; I’ve only got my knees out :grimacing:

(I will only be wearing some of those items btw :smile:)

Sausages post swim :hotdog:

(These are massively reduced, dryAF and for the dog when I get home)

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Just watched the video briefing. It’s impossible to get lost on the bike course, it’s only happened once of out 20,000 competitors. Congrats @gingerbongo :joy:

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or swear at them. or threaten to punch their lights out (as happened to me at a nameless event after I DQ’d someone for swearing at me). that was,shall we say, ā€œinterestingā€.

anyhoo (been out all day)

zips - read the rules and do them up for the finish area. If I can’t see you, I can’t do anything - if I can see you, make sure you’re zipped up.

drafting - just don’t

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