There’s got to be a limit on the rows on the spreadsheet!
you think this is bullshit VLM wanted me spend £20 recently on a Guinness World Record Certificate because I was part of the world record setting feat 
I’ve lost track, is VLM October now?
yes but this is for the biggest virtual marathon from October 2020
so someone ordered a truckload of medals they didn’t need 
I’ve already done a run in winter, in the real world, does that preclude me? Do I need to make one up, or do I get to claim an overpriced shit medal retrospectively?
I did the real thing the first year. Did not realise it was basically a longer race for life, on streets rather than in a park. More annoying than anything else. I’d rather just donate to charity. They shouldn’t try and pretend it’s a real 10k when it’s nothing of the sort
They actually responded to my poke at them with “we only have so many medals”
I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry.