If you had to be an animal, what would it be?
This was my windows start screen today:
I strongly identify with capybaras for some reason. I mean, not claiming to actually be one. But can’t help thinking they may be distant cousins. Maybe it’s because they like to sit in the sun all day with their buddies eating vegetables and occasionally going for a swim. Maybe it’s because they have that look that says, yeah, whatever- they are not going to be drawn into a fight, they are just going to carry on chewing and then wander off to sit in the pond. Maybe it’s because they have bad hair and not very exciting lives. Don’t know why, I just identify.
Can’t see them being much good on Bologna though
yeah there’s that similarity too
Can I have first dibs on Sloth please
It’s how I currently feel. Large and docile.
When I’m not feeling as large, it’d be a red panda.
Because they’re docile and just so Damn cute
Can you do this though? Then I believe you qualify.
Probably human but sometimes that’s debatable.
I’d be my dog, life of luxury. He went missing around midday and I found him on the bed snoring his head off. 5am walk because he like chasing foxes, poached chicken and cod breakfast then a snooze.
I run like a cheetah, and swim like a dolphin I think I also want to be @AndyS dog though
most like a silverback, large, cumbersome and fucking grumpy.
I was going to say I run like a dolphin and swim like a cheetah, but cheetah’s are actually quite good swimmers (probably better than me).
I’m probably most like the wild haggis:
Probably a blackbird as I never seem to stop fidgeting around
You trying to say everyone reckons you’re cute?!
Are you ‘that’ dad at school drop off?
I also identify with my dog.
Raph is solid and dependable, but he’s also belligerent and a creature of habit. He knows where he thinks we should be going on our walks and protests if we try to make him go a different way. He likes his exercise to be steady and lets the youngsters do all the energetic stuff and then he comes home, has his breakfast and will quite happily find a comfortable spot to snooze and contemplate the world until it’s time to go out and exercise again
What I would want to be: Gorilla, Tiger, Honey Badger. Fearless
What im actually like, probably Eeyore.
Turns up in full army fatigues and 40kg bergen … or his Ironman finisher tee
Do you also have a well groomed beard…covered in your dinner
Yes, with a hole cut in the trouser leg to show-off my calf tattoo.
(I’m actually one of the least lightly people to attend school in sports clothes! Many of the Mums are terrible for it.)