I got an invite to a private showing at the Royal Academy summer exhibition from our tax advisors a few years ago and there was a piece there which was simply the word “Dogs” in neon light.
The price tag? £70,000 
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Looks good that 
Does the “‘t be” unlight?
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Good idea for the next one
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Wow! London prices lol
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Ooh!!
I love a “Next one”
But no Bruce Nauman, please 
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My dad used to say “The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more”.
He was a wonderful man, but a terrible anaesthetist.
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If at first you don’t succeed, sky diving probably isn’t the sport for you!
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“I’ve decided to give up being a human and become a collie: Japanese man spends £12,500 on ultra-realistic dog costume so he can live like an animal.”
Well this serves me right for reading the daily mail - what was I thinking 
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Yep, you won’t do that again lassie.
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Ray liotta’s dead!
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I watched a doumentary once about blokes that had actual relationships with blow up dolls, one of them was married & openly admitted the wife would have to leave before the doll. Amaze balls, only in America.
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“inflation beating price cuts”
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Maybe the original sign said 42p Each 
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Erm…
“The “vampires” needed to stand together in the same place for five minutes to break the record”
They know that’s not possible, right???
That’s just physics.
Also, from last nights family WhatsApp:
“We went over’t’bridge for a chippy tea, but couldn’t get near Riverside, or’t’Abbey, summat about vampires”
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How comes our northern posters on here don’t type with an accent like that 
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I’ve been living Darn Sarf for the last 25 years, so my accent is pretty neutral now, but if I spend more than a couple of days in Yorkshire the accent comes back pretty quickly
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I occasionally do!
I’ve never lost my extremely loud Northern accent…but it gets a heck of lot worse after a few days in Dracula Land 
But yes, I do talk like that, dropping T’s and H’s all over the place.
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