Quite, sounds like a load of bollocks to me
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Trying to think of a U2 song related pun for thisā¦
ā¦ noā¦ I still havenāt found what Iām looking for
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He thought he was the only ONE
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Sounds like his upbringing almost drove him over the edge
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Cāmon this is too easy 
Bonoās realised sometimes you canāt make it on your own and told his half brother that your the best thing about me and now our two hearts beat as oneā¦
Iāll get my coatā¦
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Mmmā¦ 
Bonoās just a bit of a lemon, ok maybe not but Iām just trying to squeeze that one in
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Easy peasy lemon squeezy
I just got an e-mail from a pension provider.
It was the usual stuff, āmove any other pensions you have to us, itāll be way easierā that kind of jazz but this caught my eyeā¦
Why the fuck is this guy sat in an empty bath reading? Is it to say āMove your pension, or youāll have to choose between furniture and a bath-tubā?
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I think heās sat in there waiting to die.
Look at the light coming in.
And his wife gently looking at him.
Plus, if you die in the bath, you donāt take up the bed whilst the undertaker comes round, you know, in case your partner fancies a nap whilst waiting 
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No need for undertaker, just add lime and water and flush him down the plug hole. Saves thousands Ā£Ā£Ā£Ā£. Cost of living crisis innit.
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Fill bath with acid, open windows and wait for chemistry to do its thing
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Choice of bath material is important, IIRC from Breaking Bad. Plastic is OK but metal fittings like around the plug are not so good.
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Good point, maybe tip a load of scarab beetles in there? seemed to work on The Mummy
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Pig like human remains, or so my Corsican friend tells me.
You then have the beast for endless sausage rolls, scotch eggs, pork pies, pulled pork, etc etc.
Pigs really are the best 
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Sheās got a plugged in toaster on the floor, just waiting for the right timeā¦
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The right time being when the bath actually has water in it
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I think itās illegal now to feed pigs anything other than a vegetarian diet. Although if youāre using them to dispose of bodies youāre probably not too fussed about such regulations!
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Life choice by the pigs.
Trying to influence our choice and save themselves, I reckon
VegSoc doesnāt make great reading;