A cob is a breed of horse.
Fact
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An oggie is a Pasty in Devon/Cornwall, not bread!
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I call it a bun and Iâm not Welsh 
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a bap is the larger round thing, a roll is crusty. A muffin is a cake, Oggy is a defender for West Ham and a bin lid is what scouser lifts up to get their food that day 
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Butteries are not bread rolls. That would be softies.
We use bun but only for the sweet variety like an iced bun.
Oh. My. Days.
What can have I opened here 
I worked in a chippy in tawd Whitby for five years, so have heard every single name for them.
Then off to uni and hearing every name for them yet again.
Iâm not even sure what I call them now 
I do know one thing, though;
Asking for a âsausage rollâ when you mean a couple of sausages in some form of bread is just plain wrong.
There are also no âbapsâ on that image.
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Bacon, sausage or egg going in. Then itâs a bap. For example, a Breakfast bap.
If it were cheese or tuna or something. Like a lunchbag type snack. Then itâs a roll.
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But how do you make a tuna roll? 
Tuna roll = 
This is a cheese roll;
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Not fact. Not really a breed but a type that includes a variety of breeds. For everyone else, a heavy set type of horse or pony. There is a Welsh Cob that is a breed of pony. If you have been to riding school, most of the ponies and some of the horses could probably be described as cobs, although I doubt theyâre Welsh Cobs.
On the breads as well as teacake for a bread roll there is also breadcake in Yorkshire. Does my head in.
Me: toasted teacake
cafe person: currant?
Me: shove off, of course it has currants in, otherwise itâs just bread and not a teacake, LOVE!
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Haha. I was going to write âspecifically Welsh Cobâ but that felt a little pedantic and nobody would notice!. But then you clearly won that one!
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Alright Michael Whitaker!
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you only have to read this to understand that youâd be better off finding an alternative report on the subjectâŚ
Edited: it was the sub-heading i wanted to highlight but it didnât quoteâŚ
Incorrect - itâs also âa rollâ in Glasgow - particularly a morning roll ( Mortonâs ) so people ask for a roll with sausage, or an roll anâ bacon. Or a roll and tattie scone. Bap?! Donât make me laugh
If you live in Finnieston then itâs Ciabbata lol
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Man learns to swim
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Wouldnt fit into IMJ then
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Also known as a P@ki Roll in some circles up thereâŚ
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Next week - man learns a language.
& orders food at a local French bakery, while on holiday â⌠I know it sounds strange but Iâve always had this natural fear of the French. But, I applied myself, and finally - I bought a cake without them looking at me scornfullyâ
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I always try to speak a little bit of the local lingo when abroad. I find the French go either way, really helpful or pretend they dont understand you.
Asked a waiter where the toilet was, he replied jn French. Didnt understand a word so just had walk round till i found it.
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