It's not an Ironman if

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You wear a wetsuit for the swim. :wink:

I’ll leave some for the rest of you…

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Finish during daylight!

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You have a swim at all

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it’s 70.3 miles long

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There’s less than 5000mtrs climb on the bike.

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Your rucksack outlasts your DOMS

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You paid the rest of the year price for your hotel

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Haha, loads I didn’t think of :smiley:

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It’s less than 50C on the run course

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Challenge

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you train for it

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you don’t post on IMJ

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You stand on the start line and think ‘at least I haven’t had an injury for 6 months….’

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agreed

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if you have not paid out a shed load of money on latest coaches

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I wish I could comment but I am only an Outlaw and half of an Ironman. Which is exactly want I wanted the anouncer to shout Mike Reilly style as I crossed the line 'pacha you are half of an ironmaaann!

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so how do you feel about not have a big xxxk xxf M dot on the back of your calf :rofl:

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I had half of one put on :joy:

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u could have dun it in lower case :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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Or with an asterisk then an explanation that I am currently only half an ironman on the sole of my foot and strike through it if I do a full IM

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