It's not an Ironman if

General
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Your run strategy is simply based on getting from one portaloo to the next.

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…you haven’t shaved your legs and more.

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You are the Iron Cowboy

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:rofl:

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Very good.

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Or that you don’t have enough left in the tank to get away from the guy who couldn’t get his speed suit off in time before his guts erupted (IMCH 2010)

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… it isn’t Norseman

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Also … if you don’t feel like a hamster in a wheel by the end

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Its not in O’ahu

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It’s not a mass start swim

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You did UK in 2018

:world_map::thinking:

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YES!

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Or Roth in 2021 :joy:
Or just about any Lakesman :speak_no_evil:

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… you don’t attempt at least once to piss down your leg to save time

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You haven’t shit yourself after taking 16 gels on the bike leg….,

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… you haven’t at least once said in passing, ‘I don’t mind - as long as I make the bike cut off, then…’

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It’s not in Bolton

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… you don’t turn up to register in your previous Ironman finishers T shirt

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I wore a LOMACHENKO t shirt.

Someone thought it was a race in Japan…?!

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… you haven’t stood in T1 with your bike racked and ready, looked around and wondered, ‘what the fuck is it exactly that takes everyone else so long?…’

:thinking:

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