White Russian for myself please
Babycham… right now. In a glass with an umbrella and a sparkler.
Pubs are open… just you’re not allowed to go.
Lets see how many go to the wall before they’re forced to close by the gov and can claim on their insurance.
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by the time this is over we’ll be lucky to have any pubs left 
…and no airlines to take you to the hotel that has gone bust.
Many thanks for the positive and uplifting message you’ve all brought 
A schooner of barolo please barkeep…and anything the others want…
Merry Xmas all…
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Sorry, we are in tier 4. Takeaway only
Fuck it you can be in my bubble. Turkey sandwich chaser with that?
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Christmas cake with some Wensleydale 
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Just finishing the birthday polypin of Ghostship and the ‘very well fed’ birthday cake. After 1 slice you mustn’t drive.
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This place has gone downhill fast, i didnt think it could get any worse. Bottle of red whilst here , would be rude not to.
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But we have the beer thread now 
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scandalous…
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Something with plenty of ice in please, barkeep.
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Ice bath out back. mind the honey badgers, they havent eaten in months.
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Want there a plentiful supply of Markie Rs friends??
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We ran out
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He needs to make new friends - they are dispensable
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a quick bottle of red i think, whilst the votes get counted…
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