Quality Slowtwitch/IMJ Threads

If it has any alloy on it at all…

It’s crap.

Carbon only please leader

Or titanium .

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Yes, it had those big polished alu dropouts on it. A good looking bike mind, just not particularly light or aero.

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No, feck off.

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It’s just got fewer bell ends in it. Plenty of slowbies like me.

Shut it, you Cockney slaaag! :upside_down_face:

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We know all you Englishists are all soft foreigners anyway.

Up the Celts.

:joy:

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Here we go; lock up your livestock.

Is it true Mark Drakeford has been courting the Moldovan Govt, looking for financial aid?

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Errol, starve the pigs for a few days - looks like we’ve got a couple of muppets who need a lesson.

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Does the Queen Vic even have a beer garden?

Brick top !

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The word garden was retired 200 years ago in London. The last time a bit of greenery was officially sited within the M25.

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What about Arthur Fowler’s allotment?

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IMJ UK

The IMJ Wales is the best, they just take the piss out of each other. The odd overly serious person but generally a lot more of a laugh

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That’s why the wealthy live in the burbs now :rofl:

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:roll_of_toilet_paper::fire::bomb:

:shushing_face:

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Yeah … but it’s a much easier bike course …?

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Ive given you a hug

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You’re not going to make many friends with posts like that :rofl::rofl:

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Stirring the pot.
BUT!!! At least some taught himself to swim 1:50/100m :clap:t3: That’s impressive to do by October last year, during lockdown.
Someone else will be swimming ~90mins.
Which is what I did my first two IM swims in :see_no_evil:
So it’s good :+1:t3:

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It’s not hard to improve swim to 2min /100 pace and you don’t need mega hours, just actually listen to decent advice and don’t get in the pool, plod up and down for 30minutes and think job done

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