I now use a network cable into the laptop!
INTERNAL AUDIT!!! 
WHY THE FECK DO WE NEED A TEAM OF 11 INTERNAL AUDITORS TO FLY IN FROM SOUTH AFRICA TO AUDIT AN OFFICE OF 40 PEOPLE. IT WOULD BE CHEAPER TO FLY THE RELEVANT PEOPLE DOWN TO JOHANNESBURG NEXT YEAR SO THEY CAN AUDIT US THERE.
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CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!
SA’s INFLATION RATE IS THAT BAD - THEY NOW NEED TO FIND COMPANY FUNDED TRIPS AND REASONS TO AUDIT TO GET THEIR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING DONE.
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RED LIGHTS MEAN STOP YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING COCKWOMBLE. 1 x MOTORIST, 1 x CYCLIST
GOT THE BIKE ALL SET UP IN ADVANCE TO ZWIFT. COME BACK TO THE LAPTOP…WINDOWS FCUKING UPDATES. F* OFF. WON’T BE DOING MY EVENT THEN.
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PEOPLE WHO CANNOT SWIM IN A STRAIGHT LINE!
(Me: That black line, that is yours. This three wide tile between you flailing around on my right, then him drowning on the black line to my left, those three tiles are mine. Do not enter them.)
PEOPLE WHO SHOWER AND DO NOT PAT DOWN AND WALK THEIR DRIPPING HAIRY BODIES ALL OVER THE DRY CHANGING ROOM FLOOR
PEOPLE WHO DO NOT TAKE THE FREE OVERSHOES AND PLACE THEM ON THEIR SHOES (OR JUST REMOVE THEIR SHOES AND SOCKS) PRIOR TO ENTERING/EXITING THE CHANGING ROOM - NOW THERE IS MUD AND LEAVES ALL OVER MY CLEAN FEET - YOU TOTAL SPAFF LORD.
PEOPLE WHO DRIVE THROUGH THE LEISURE CENTRE CAR PARK AT FUCK KNOWS WHAT SPEED, BUT IT IS WAY MORE THAN 20MPH - THAT IS YOU EVERY FUCKING DAY REG PLATE KNOWN! (AND I WILL LET MY DOG SHIT ON YOUR FRONT LAWN NEXT TIME WE RUN PAST)
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AND MY LEFT KNEE HAS FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON BECOME BRUISED AT THE BACK ???
SOME CUNT HAS KNOCKED MY BIKE OVER AT WORK. RIPPED THE BAR TAPE IN THE PROCESS AND ISN’T FESSING UP.
UCNTING ‘LOCAL’ PARCELFORCE DEPOT IS 49 MILES AWAY
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ORDERED SOMETHING FOR £15 FROM WIGGLE AND IT TELLS ME THE MINIMUM SPEND FOR FREE DELIVERY IS £16…WHY £16???
DID THEY SEE I SPENT £15 AND THEN JUST ADD £1 ON TOP!!! FFS!!!
ASSHOLES USING CAMPER VANS AS DAY TO DAY TRANSPORT.
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THIS GUY…?
(scary part is he’s a cyclist)
THOSE CHESHIRE DRIVERS YOU MENTIONED ON THE CAR THREAD 
(That’s a very cheap Bentayga - I thought the base model was £135k? It’s not him - name doesn’t fit the vanity plate)
AND AGAIN.
NORTHERN. FUCKING. RAIL.
YOU ABSOLUTE JOKERS.
CANCELLED TRAIN FOR MY WIFE. AGAIN!
(This affects me and the dog and our evenings together as a family)
“ Remember how evil British Rail was? The unfairness of a system where fares didn’t increase by ten per cent a year? Corbyn wants to bring that terrible time back, just when privatisation’s finding its feet 25 years after it began. If you remember the old days as good old days, you have become confused.”
COMPLETELY AGREE. AND THEN THEY WONDER WHY MANCHESTER ROADS ARE SO CRAP. THERES NO ALTERNATIVE. IMPOSSIBLE TO GET IN OR OUT OF MANCHESTER BY TRAIN. SURELY BUSINESSES ARE LOSING EXCESSIVE ££££
You straight in on the East Lancs?
I’ve heard Newton-Le-Willows is a decent station to get into Manchester and think that was Arriva?
But yeah - like I said on the winter commuting thread…my journey in by car used to take an hour.
For 18 miles 
Anyway - no rants for me today…my Northern service is on time and it’s a refurbished 1979 pacer 
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NISSAN FaCKING JUKES. ARE THE NHS GIVING THEM OUT TO PARTIALLY SIGHTED PEOPLE?
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THE REASON FARES KEEP INCREASING IS BECAUSE YOU KEEP WEARING IT OUT WITH MORE PEOPLE USING IT EVERY YEAR AND YOU PAY RMT STAFF TOO MUCH FOR SIMPLE JOBS !
GOVT & COUNCILS CONTRACTING EVERYTHING OUT. THAT’S WHY EVEYTHING COSTS SO FCKING MUCH, AND TAKES SO LONG. HAVE THE SENSE & FORESIGHT TO EMPLOY GOOD, SKILLED PEOPLE…AND F*ING USE THEM!!!
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GOVERNMENTS KEEPING CONTRACTS IN HOUSE DESPITE THEM BEING STAFFED BY LAZY MORONS WHO COULDNT GET A REAL JOB WHERE THEY HAD TO TURN UP FOR WORK EVERY DAY AND WHO THINK THEY RUN THE COUNTRY RATHER THAN FOR US - HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO GET THE COUNCIL TO DO ANYTHING ? ITS LIKE TALKING WITH STONE AGE APES.