… Yeah but your hair might look permanently sh!t
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I’ve currently got this hanging over me too. Mrs J has consistently refused to do mine for 20 years, despite me having a Grade 1 all over.
Now the shoe’s on the other foot I’m in the frame. She keeps mentioning Bob, whoever the f*ck that is 
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Oh really. Statham runs a hand across his head, and wonders if he’s achieved the Jorgan look.
Does he manage to do it in a cockney accent?!
I’m going for attempt number two tomorrow. eek!
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I did mine again a few days ago while I was sick.
I think it’s coming across a bit fascist now, I’ll do a no3 or 4 next time 
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Yeah, I definitely wouldn’t be trimming your 'tash to, let’s say, nose width anytime soon.
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That’s exactly what my first video Conf call had to say about it!
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I can’t talk, I still haven’t cut mine at all. I’m going to see how long I can stand it.
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Her indoors is getting good at doing mine, doubt I’ll be going back to the barber any time soon. Not till we break even on the professional clippers I bought anyhow 
Haha nothing serious meant, few days later I asked the partner to help rescue my attempt too so I’m in the same boat!
Also not got proper clippers but making do with a beard trimmer! Which of course ran out of power half way through so had to go to shops in a hat
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My wife told me last night (warned me) that she would much rather I look like a prat with a half baked mullet than me shaving it all off.
So looks like this is here to stay for the foreseeable! Needs a tidy up now though. So Mrs GB can have a crack this weekend.
When you do have a shave I bet you check it out
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we need a picture of that for sure
I had to do that dying hair, hair cap thing today for my wife. AND I’M STILL ALIVE!
I think her words were “it’s not good, but it’s not awful”.
She owes me now!
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Brave man.
Well brave, or foolhardy!
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Mine went much better this time. Pic tomorrow 'cos right now I’m sat in bed and nobody deserves to see that. 
I didn’t have a choice! She came out to the garden with 20% already stated. Pulling the hair through those weird plastic hat things. And I am THE least dextrous person going. And Mrs GB knows that, that’s how desperate she was! 
Got the wife to cut my hair, would self cut but need more mirrors to see everything I reckon! Also ordered some chemicals to go full “slim shady” as it’s something I’ve always wanted to do, watch this space…
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