Mudguards removed 
Long fingered gloves away
…is it time to clean the bike? 
I rode outside like three times in winter so naturally, it’s covered in shit, grinding like my teeth and I can’t find my cleaning bucket…bastard.
No option to buy a new bike? How odd
Glad of my fingered gloves, buff and long tights this morning. Spring it maybe, but not warm first thing.
This sounds like the car fuel tank is empty, time to buy a new car.
I guess the modern equivalent is battery is flat time for a new car.
8:55am on Sunday I seriously regretted no fingered gloves, it was 6°C.
When I got back I checked the feels like temperature, answer 0°C, thank goodness I was only out for 23-minutes, took about an hour to get the hands warm.
Oh and we had a frost on Saturday or Friday, I forget which.
Gloves stay on a lot longer in frozen northern wasteland 
Walked the kids to school in running gear (tshirt and shorts) was a bit nippy on the wall but perfect once I got running.
Luckily its only an 8 minute walk.
Grumpy old man, I love the spring birdsong 
Except those f***ing wood pigeons 
Ain’t much sign of spring over here, trees are completely bare, or dead!
Nice tweeting birds fine, love it.
Cackling magpies, fuck off 
, screeching seagulls, fuck off
Love birdsong, just not at 05:12. There’s absolutely no need for it.
It drives me Cuckoo.
Blackbird singing in the dead of night………
BANG
noisy twat
Err. You forgot an option. Get someone else to clean the bike 
Did you get mudguards for your new commuter?
