Looks like he’s having a problem with his “bike” again
(Where bike = legs)

He’s on a different bike now 
swapped it to one with a motor in 
I’d forgotten about mechanical doping. Anyone got an IR scope? 
wow… bar one person, my entire team is in the breakaway!
Pretty much guarantees they’ll be caught. 
Is Bernal actually going to finish this race?!
I’m not sure if it;s just the editing/directing, but every shot is him looking very forlorn, clutching his back etc.
Jules goes POP
Kamna to screw it up again?
Just get on the bus and sod off home, Egan.

I predicted riders would be dying all over the place this TdF, if only there were fantasy points for that.
Alaphilippe cant be arsed again because he hasnt got the right saddle firmness or something on his spare bike.
Whats the point in being in the breakaway and then letting three guys solo off the front?
Well, my predictions were garbage!
But just about as odd a bunch as the Top 5 

Bernal pretty much in the groupetto today, home tomorrow or is that disrespectful as last year’s winner?
Saving himself for a stage win tomorrow.
tomorrow
Looking forward to tomorrow. I rode the Col de la Loze section just after it opened last year. It’s very narrow, and very steep. No hiding places.
Bernal is saving himself for a Floyd Landis 2006-style all day attack, where he’ll take an hour out of everyone and end the day in yellow 

He is on the phone to Froomey right now!
I do t think Froome is in a recruiting mood! 