How isolated are you? A lot of us would like you to swear loudly & offensively at him 
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Just undermine his confidence in his fashion sense; much better than offensive language.
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It’s a little bit humid… But there’s a right nice breeze. Got goose bumps walking down so I hope there’s no complaints about the weather. This is 
Probably the wrong kind of breeze for Thomas 
ETA - 5:14 bike for Poet. Going well! So after T2, looking at about 3:30 for a Sub-10. Sounds familiar 🙆
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Try and find a cereal bowl (might be difficult on the embankment I guess) and hit it with a spoon a few times - he just loves that
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He HATES birdsong…
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Who’s gonna be first out for TT?
Not many number belts on display correctly
Not Poet. He has Gok Wan in there dressing him. See told you…7:08 
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That sounds like the first bit of feedback then
I see TRO out just ahead.
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As per poets Strava comments he was expecting 15 minutes in transition. So he’s up really
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Luck? Tell him to pack up his troubles in his Balanciaga and get moving
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5:11 for @TROSaracen and 5:07 for @Blueandy 
Trot round the lake to finish this off…
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Kicked in face… Lost goggles… lost bottles…
Don’t think he appreciated the wind on bike either
Sounds like a Triathlon to me 
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Not seen TRO…tho … spotted poet from a fucking mile off
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Like a giant Mint chocolate chip?
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Maybe shout Dramaman ™ on the next lap
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Andy and TRO gonna be ahead of poet?