I still have most of the biggies to do and doubt I’ll ever get them done, 5 hours in the garage isn’t appealing!
Don’t think I’ve gone over an hour for quite a while. But the good weather has helped me get outside more often.
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Rebel routes have joined the conversation 
I had to do them to continue my progression up the VeloViewer leaderboard!!
I’m at 
2 new Paris ones to finish plus a massive 5 hour rebel route.
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How do you pimp a Tron?
Apparently you’ve got to pimp 3 of the standard Zwift bikes first like the TT, Gravel, Carbon, when they’re all at level 5 you can start on the Tron upgrades.
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I’m on L3 on the Tarmac upgardes; would be higher but I use the Tron for anything lumpy.
The Tarmac won’t let you unlock the Tron upgrades though, it has to be 3 of the Zwift bikes before you can start on it.
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Not worried brev; my legs do the talking.
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Do you lot even zwift?
Tron level 5 (plus 3 zwift bikes)
Cadex TT level 5
Canyon Gravel level 5
Spec Aethos, SL8 and venge level 5
New Canyon 36 hours to go 
Edit: Zwift TT may have been done with the event loophole. Gravel bike may have involved a BOT 
Can’t deploy the BOT anymore without the risk of being banned.
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You know what you are…
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Sad?
Cheater?
Sad Cheater?
Socially disfunctional?
All of the above
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You need to get rid of that piece of junk and level up the Cannondale SuperX Lab71
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My need to ride around the jungle is incredibly low. I’m only doing another TT bike as I detest the Cadex.
I’m still 2nd best in the house as the wife has all 4 halos… and all fully upgraded.
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@jeffb @fruit_thief - see you there 
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Fairly sure my hair needs washing that day 
45 times up 
Good luck, fruity
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The grade was 29 reps… somehow managed that.
Gonna see if I can manage a half - suspect it’ll be somewhat slower than my grade half PB.
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For the love of all thing holy. How long would 45 times up Bologna take? I am also washing my hairs that day, all 12 of them for at least an hour each.
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Is that 45 times the whole lap, or can you turn around at the bottom of the hill and miss out the flat bit?
I’m reading it as just the 3k of the climb. With about 3 minutes recovery back down
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Yeah turn around at the bottom - so just loops of the hill.
If you are geniunely serious about times; you’d either teleport to someone who’s done the lead in or chop it from strava
Well assuming its no easier/harder than other everests… Generic ironman times seem to tally well.
Sub 10 is pretty rapid.
10-12 doable with a decent approach and not completely blowing up.
I came it at 11.27 - which is almost an average of my long distance tri stuff
I’d be suprised if descent is 3 mins descent, grade is 3 mins and thats longer and not as steep. Also you have to really catch the turn on this else you can overshoot. Miss it on the grade you just get a 400m loop at a decent speed.
I don’t mind the shorter recoveries - when I’ve tried the alp; 10+ mins my legs are going cold by the bottom and I can’t get going again. Does make shovelling food in a bit more challenging.
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All sounds pretty miserable
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