Hyrox

The reports say that she won.

Was she racing for money in the pro race, or was it just an AG win?

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I was bored (and unemployed) so I just did the Prison Officers application tests. Got rejected at psychometric evaluation stage as apparently my ‘humanity’ scores are too low !! Says a lot about why they are getting in such a woke load of trainees at the moment.

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Did she have the Sichuan hotpot the night before? That would usually create the effect experienced.

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Is that what it says?

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I don’t know ?

If she had mens open weights she’s a pro racing fur cash I think she was the fastest female overall so probably

She has “ lost lots of fans “ apparently

I would have stopped several people have said “ if I knew I was winning I would have carried on”

It’s up to the judges to stop her .. or herself .. in the heat of battle I get it .. but I 100% would have stopped if it was me

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They are struggling to recruit

The list of bent staff convicted for misconduct is growing rapidly ..! My friends who are still in are counting g the days till pension or looking at other jobs

It’s quite sad .. it was a great job once .. I even had a covert message from the gov “ come back and cover constants “

Not a fuckin chance

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My experience was that the whole entry screening process is AI based around questions and role-plays on how accomodating you are going to be to prisoners needs and consensual approach, even where it goes outside the laid-down procedures. No real contact is made with applicants. A large amount of recruiting is fulfilled by using immigrant staff

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Sounds like they’ve already said there’ll be an immediate rule change after a lot of negative publicity.

The procedures were ambiguous or some BS :roll_eyes::joy:

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“Shitting yourself is not the way of the Hybrid Rockstar and will result in immediate disqualification”

:roll_eyes::rofl:

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That actually made me laugh out loud in a bar in Thailand playing pool with an ex Thai porn star !

This is going to get messy ? !

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I lost 5-0!

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I dread to think what the forfeit is :face_with_spiral_eyes::joy:

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Distracted?

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I could post a picture here ..!

I obviously won’t ..! 7.5 stone h boobs and 7 balled me twice with 15 ? people clapping . She is not even my girlfriend !

And yes .. real lady .. that’s another story ! You will be glad to know nobody crapped themselve though

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Not money, no.

I’ll try and keep the explanation short. The top Pros (which she is one) are racing for points to race in the ‘majors’ which then give you the potential to qualify for the Elite 15 World Championships should you podium. To get into the majors its the top 15 athletes with the most points. Its your best 5 races from the past 365 days. So accumulating wins is relatively important. There is more nuance than that but thats the basics!

There is decent money and sponsorship opportunities floating around the sport now, so even more pressure on getting those wins!

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Not the only place there’s pressure.

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A similar sum to Ironman in 2021 iirc ?!

Big money

Big problems though ..!

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at least you don’t need to update your whereabouts to be a part of this ‘sport’…

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When investors turn trending sports into “business”…where have we seen that? Never improves the sports for the average participant.

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So they bought it for 2.6x revenues, but no mention of how much (if any) profit it generated from that revenue.

It sounds like a crazy amount of money for something that might have no customer appeal in 5 years time.

I’m sure they have an exit plan somewhere down the line that involves them getting out before the value crashes

:roll_eyes:

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