How did I miss this? Off the top of my head:
Boron
Argon
Radon
Thorium
Osmium
And if you really want to ensure nul points … Yttrium
Damn, should go on Pointless or maybe retrain in some sort of chemistry related job. Does anyone need a chief poisoner these days?
Radium
Rubidium
Francium
Scandium
Zirconium
Strontium
Krypton
Bismuth …
No doubt I’d have to deal with rap songs of the 90s or some sh1t like that 
Reminds me of this
Would have been another contender for the tri bike sub-category
or my bike - Iron (although I think I would get a lot of points for that)
Just realised next week is my birthday 
, I turn 0b110100
(See weather thread) 
Google means I don’t need to expend much grey matter working that out 
But yes, I do know binary 
There are 10 types of people in the world… those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
My 56 year old body continues to throw bloody challenges at me.
Went for an eye test a couple of months ago, came out not with new glasses but a lovely cataract diagnosed in my right eye.
On the NHS list but it’s 16 months. I use a PC all day at work and the vision was bugging me more and more.
Fast forward to today and had an appointment with a private consultant. Booked in for surgery next Monday. Pricey but hopefully worth it!
56, I’m only bloody 56!
-2 people?
Oh crap, did Badger* tell me the joke wrong?
*Badger was the name of my Year 9 IT teacher. Of course it wasn’t actually Badger, but he had a beard with very distinct areas of Grey in it!
Difference between declaring a signed or unsigned integer.
Lets not get onto floating point numbers
I can confirm that as someone who taught electronics to Year 10, I may have also used this joke. Although it’s not my favourite DT joke.
Now you have to tell us what is!
I was hoping you’d ask!
. To be honest, you’re not my audience.
What’s the opposite to a right angle?
A wrong angle!
Normally said while trying to get a group of 11 year olds to use a try square or engineer’s square correctly.
I hoped it might be a responsibility angle, but maybe that’s a different subject
The Dad Joke Appreciation Society sadly rejects your application for lacking humour.
Harsh!!
… but fair
